Awesome Facebook updates

These facebook updates made my day:

By Marilyn de Freitas (my study buddy in journalism)

Owls sitting together in a group is called “parliament”. “Who spent R 240 billion on their home?” “Who?” “Who!” “Who?” “Who!”

(Who indeed…haha!)

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By Rene Bohnen (my lecturer in Creative Writing)

New-coined words

1) Coffee (n) – the person upon whom one coughs

2) Negligent (adj) – describes a condition in which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.

3) Lymph (v) – to walk with a lisp

4) Gargoyle (n) – olive-flavoured mouth wash

5) Balderdash (n) – a rapidly receding hair line.

6) Testicle (n) – humorous question on an exam

7) Circumvent (n) – an opening in the front of boxer shorts worn by Jewish men.

(My favourit

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