Posted by dada4nonsense
I was once a huge cartoon boffin! I found this in one of my old school books. Funny though, I can’t watch cartoons anymore. It’s sooo boring. But back then, it was part of my world. This is a loong list of all my fav cartoon sayings back then. See how many you can recognise:
I am Ed* Scooby-dooby-doo!* I’ll do anything for cash! Buttertoast! Ralf’s eyes fool the brain of Ralf. Dorks! What’s that Plank? Sarah! Jimmy! Where’s Sarah? Imposter! You’re not Ed-boy!* Man, I’m pretty! Oh mamma!!!* Zoiks! Jinkies!* Shutup Ed! I’m slow and out of shape!* Amanda!!! Amanda please! Where’s Amanda? I’m Amanda’s number one fan please!!! I’ve got my own website you know…. http://www.AmandaPlease.com!!! No! No! No! You didn’t ask for Titanic, you asked for Tidantic! What?! It’s better – much better! When will you be paying me? I’m not going to pay you. Oooooo…. Wants some yoghurt? Tell me a knock-knock joke. Bla-ha! Tell me a knock-knock joke. Knock-knock. Who’s there? (No answer). Who’s there? I know someone’s there! It’s time for a Hilly Billy moment. Knock-knock. Eh, who’s there? Bowling pen. Bowling pen who? I’m gonna hit you with a bowling pen! Haha! Huh? (Boom) Haha! Eh, that’s a good one.* Where’s the food? I don’t know. We’re in nature so I guess we’ll eat nature stuff. Ok. Moss? Euw! This tree bark? No! This very dead squirrel? (Barf) I don’t even want to know. Tra-la-la-la-LA-la-la! Wanna go to my GRANDMA’S house? I know exactly where I’m going. Tra-la-la-la-LA-la-la (Boom!) * Smoking! Somebody just stop me! Kidding! * Hallo nurse! And remember kids: Yakko spelt backwards is Okkay! And I’m the Warner sister Dot! Balloon queen! Chickens, what a sense of humour. Eat my guts! Hahaha! Do you know how much this costs? You’re fired! This is very good for my psyche! * Oeee! What does this button do? DD! How many times have I told you not to come bother me when I’m busy? * Scrabby-dabby-doo! Come on gang! Let’s split up. Daffny, Wilma and I will go this way and Shag, you and Scoob you go that way. I knew he was going to say that. Come on Scoob! While we’re looking we can drop in the kitchen and find some snacks! Eh yeh! Shaggy, rats roiks! * Eh! What’s up, Doc? I thou I thou a putty cat. I did! I did! I did thou a putty cat! Shh! I’m hunting rabbits. Ahahaha! * Look mom! I’ve got a girlfriend. Where? Right here. An alien? An alien is your girlfriend? * Why, isn’t that cute. But it’s WRONG!!!! * Food round the corner. Food round the corner. Food round the corner just for me! Do, do, do, do, do, do. Food round the corner. Food round the corner. Food round the corner just for me! * Move it FOOTBALLHEAD! What do you want, Footballhead? * Go Ott0! Go Otto! It’s your birthday! It’s your birthday! * Quit laying around! * I are Baboon! I better do something for I am Weasel. * Totally! Once I was asleep. And there was a spider above my head. And it fell on my face. And I just went: “Ahh! Spider!” And the spider went: “Ahh, Kyle!” Just thinking about spider… That was totally Kyle! Totally! Once a mosquito bit me and it itched so I like scratched it, and it itched again so I scratched it again. And it itched AGAIN so I scratched it AGAIN… That was Totally Kyle! Totally! * Oh, Suzanna. Don’t you cry for me. I’m gonna pack my bags and leave this town. With a banjo on my knee! * Hi! I’m Muriel. I’m only three and a half years old. Who are you? Stupid dog! Stupid dog! He ain’t do anything right. * Yabba-dabba-doo! * Sufferin’ Succatash! You been a bad putty cat! Naughty, naughty! * Eh, what’s up, Dork? Dork, Dork’n and Dorky. In other words: Ed, Edd’n or so called Dubble D, and Eddy. * That is the worst case of chicken pocks I’ve ever seen. You twit. You’re such a lousy typist! Oh, thanks a lot! You’re welcome. Muriel! I’ll save you! * Mamma, do I have to? I don’t want to wear this sticken costume! Hey, Kitty pants! It’s Jungle-boy! He’s not Jungle-boy! Hey, he hurt Jungle-boy! Let’s get him! You’re not Jungle-boy! * Noisy little character, isn’t he? Now ain’t I a stinker? Why, you, you little, I’ll get you back, you little…you! That’s all folks! Goodnight everybody! Look – up in the sky! It’s a bird! It’s a plane! No, it’s Super bunny! * Mom had a chicken. Mom had a cow. Dad was proud. He didn’t care how! Super Cow! Super Cow! Oh, how I hate Super Cow! I wonder what’s her secret? * Hey! Put out the lights! * Eddy, wait! Trees have feelings!
Oh yes… It’s all coming back to me now. See if you can guess which character I can impersonate.
Obviously there is a lot more. I’ll give you a list of my favourite cartoons when I grew up in the next post.
About dada4nonsenseI am a 23 year old (at heart) who loves anything nonsensical
Posted on March 18, 2013, in Notes and tagged Animaniacs, Cartoon Network, Cartoon sayings, Courage the cowardly dog, Cow & Chicken, Ed Edd'n Eddy, Hey Arnold!, I am Weasel, Johnny Bravo, Looney Tunes, Nickelodeon, Rocket Power, Scooby Doo, The Amanda Show, The Flintstones, The Mask, Two Stupid Dogs. Bookmark the permalink. 4 Comments.